I ain’t got time to talk dirty, it’s beer thirty

Shin splints are really messing with my running goals rn

today is my birthday.

I don’t take pre workout, I just listen to death metal on the way to the gym and turn on my insanity

I want to rob the old man at my gym he always wears the coolest vintage Metallica tees. I need them

I hear birds chirping again in the morning, spring is here!

Bears remind me of elderly dogs, I feel like they give off the same vibe’s sometimes

I’m very surprised by how many good artists that are coming up to ak this year

Lotta people posting their Bereals on time since the new update

“Oh god, I just swallowed a zyn”

Live, laugh, Limp Bizkit

Too tired to piss, too full of piss to sleep

Help! Where do I buy tickets for flatland cavalry on Saturday

Was told by the bartender the other night that I always have the best hats, feeling powerful

Everyone else on grimmace tok too or is it just me?

Sad that I can’t say things like “I should tweet that” anymore 😪 no I have to say “have you guys seen my latest x”. This is depressing.

I turned this vho into a vhome

Accomplishment made yesterday. I was walking around Home Depot grabbing some things and a guy asked me if I worked there

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

It’s a great day to be listening to the pixies