conspiracy theorists in 2026:

Holy shit! Joe Kent did not hold back in his interview with Tucker Carlson: “One of Trump’s closest advisors who was advocating for us to not go to war with Iran and to rethink our relationship with Israel is suddenly assassinated and then we were told to stop investigating it.”

Support Israel or become Jamaican Me:

Here's a short clip saying we should be competing with Sporting Lisbon, Benfica and Ajax

Tehran Tadhg Wow. It just “landed” near me purely by chance. Not a targeted attack that nearly killed me. I mean this is shite even by BBC standards.

Martin O'Neill's only domestic defeat of the season was at home to Hibs - Celtic were denied a stonewall penalty because Scottish referees don't know what they're doing.

Pep Guardiola perfectly reminds Israel of its place on earth in this video. The most ‘in your face’ situation I have ever seen. Message well delivered to the Israeli dude. Pep is Spanish. It makes a lot of sense.

Tannadice pitch is like the Hiroshima aftermath

When Liam scales was your captain your previous 2 games it shows how far we've fallen in standards.

This board knew that this was going to be a dogfight to win this league title this season Their answer… spend £0 in the January market and ban our fans If they’re still here next season their will be murder

If ever you could sum up Celtic’s season it’s finishing a game in the business end of the season with Liam Scales as captain, on the park with Luke McCowan and James Forrest.

Another opportunity missed by Celtic. Now one defeat away from the worst season in 26 years. But it’s ok though, because the board ‘strives to be world class in everything they do’ 👍🏻

Them cunts had the chance to save the season and brought in a shite duds in January. No issue with loan players but it's the profile of players we got. Unwanted shite duds.

Everything back to Kairat, lack of investment fucked that. Not getting the dough then lays the foundations for this board to nuke our squad. Paying over the odds for absolute shite through utter desperation. A total shit show as soon as someone got their house in order. F T BOARD

We had a chance to buy our way out of this mess in January. We loaned absolute fucking dross instead. Heads must roll at executive level.

The board knew in January we had a chance to fix it and win this league, MON publicly said after the window🗣️ The players we felt that could immediately improve us unfortunately cost money. Failure after failure after failure Ken

Take away any knowledge of them you know, just visually, Do these cunts look like they can bring this club forward?

The decline of our club is painful because its self inflicted. The bitterness of an old billionaire who hates a segment of the fan base stifled all vision and day to day incompetence of a CEO promoted beyond his ability sealed our fate. HH

Celtic went the bean-counting route rather than squad investment, after last champions league bonanza. Upshot Celtic missed out, losing an easy tie to champions league riches this year. 2nd upshot - looks like chance of next year champions league bonanza chance squandered too