Let’s set one thing straight, we do not skip Braxton Keith or Triston Marez in this damn pickup. Fuck around and find out if you do

“She had a damn halo” Braxton Keith

I wish there was a way to tell pandora no sad songs today

If you wake it up you put it to sleep…

Woke up at 3 this morning dying of thirst only thing in the mini fridge was Busch light. About 30 seconds after that moment I knew it was gunna be one hell of a day.

Passed a solid 8.7 this morning knuckle deep in her nose never would’ve guessed good lookin girls even had boogers…

Chris Ledoux is a absolute legend. Change my damn mind.

Why can’t everyday be one of them days you wake up the coffee tastes just right and all you can think about is how you’re gunna make this day your bitch?

“If you wanna live a healthy life just eat everything that tastes like shit” Sonnys Tavern

We can send a man to the moon and all that cool stuff but we can’t find way to go out drinking all night and not be hungover the next morning.

Heater cranked and window down is the best chilly morning feeling.

Working all week sounds like a good excuse to drink all weekend

Bitch you got chiggers on your chest?…..

There’s not an inbox safe from my dms today.

Your meaning to tell me 362 people seen my last tweet and didn’t even like it how rude.

Shall we grab some summer like beers, cargos and hit the patio?

The ole Modelo’s are flowing like it’s not a Tuesday

A wise man once said “don’t let a girlfriend stop you from finding your wife”

The weekend called and said I was late. I had no other option than to break out the Friday after 5 machinery

I’m so drunk my Face ID won’t work.