“* What you mean?” Shit eating smirk.

“* Can’t stop what?”

“* No, no go on.”

Just… pulling out the same catnip toy and RUBBING IT IN HIS FACE AGAIN.

“* C’mon Karkles, you know you wanna purr.”

“* Nah you’re like a cat bug or some shit.”

“* Dude I don’t know purrbeast uhhh the hell do trolls call bugs?”

“* Well I know you just call bees the same as humans. But whatever.”

“* I’m not bent. You’re troll language is just weird.”

“* You call hotdogs oblong meat sticks. That just sounds like your trying to censor the word dick.”

“* I’m rolling my eyes behind these awesome aviator shades if you can’t tell.”

“* Bro don’t diss the shades cause you’re jealous of my swag.”

"* You're just serving dish by dish of stanky attitude. Your 'tude's stank."

Flashsteps behind ᅠᅠ ♋︎!ᅠᅠ before giving him a noogie. He has to stand on his toes to reach. “* Dude. Why are you so tall. You used to be so short.”

Bro what-

Why?

Yeah but why are you shoving that so far down your throat. Popsicles are way better for practicing giving BJs.

“* Blowjobs. Sucking dick. Or bulge.

“* Well why else would you deep throat a sucker or popsicle?”

“* Dude that just sounds like you wanted to know how much you could deep throat do you even hear yourself?”