why don’t we ever talk about THIS queen? She worked her ASS off to support Lilo and herself and LET HER KEEP A LITERAL ALIEN. Let’s stop sleeping on Nani please!!

*teacher sees students sharing a note* Teacher: why don’t you read that out loud Student: [reading note] Dear teacher, this is an intervention. Your methods of discipline via public humiliation are uninspired carbon copies of Hollywood tropes. We wrote this letter as a class...

feliz dia dos pais pra esse paizão

me listening to spring awakening, thinking that this time moritz isn't going to kill himself:

remember the original Broadway cast of the great comet of 1812? this is them now. feel old yet?

this is so sad alexa play the day before you came

Grandpa- “I’m finally listening to Hamilton and the songs are incredible but the story is all over the place.” Grandson- “You’re listening to it on shuffle, grandpa.” Grandpa- “ahhhh. That makes sense. I was wondering how the kid was singing counting songs after he died.”

In all the endless breathless fictionalized takes on Jack the Ripper, have we ever done the one where the reason he disappeared was because a team of vengeful Victorian sex workers systematically hunted him down, took him out and dumped his body in the Thames?

holy shit AND it’s going to be produced by jake gyllenhaal.... did stan twitter choose this crew

harry potter: *gets chosen by the goblet of fire* dumbledore:

us Diego Peralta

History teacher: so today we’re gonna talk about the Greek Gods- Kids who read Percy Jackson:

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA steph; Tú

WEY SÍ