Interviewer: “What's your name?” Me: “Hired” Interviewer: “You're Hired?” Me: “Thank you” Interviewer:

Hey. God didn’t say it would be easy. But He did say He’d be with you.

Buckle Jeans & 1.9 GPA twitter getting cocky

last year I didn’t retweet any of these and I wasn’t where I needed to be. THIS YEAR I AIN’T TAKING NO CHANCES

It is even greater than you think. It's a grandma and her grandsons. The kids were trying to prank her and she one-upped them.

Imagine drowning in the middle of the ocean with no hope and Leo DiCaprio saves u out of no where lmao

I’ve been tagged by dozens of people saying I look like this dog and I couldn’t be more flattered.

I’m going to pass.

Don’t be cool with me when it’s convenient

i'm not a morning person but "get in early get out early" is my mindset

“we still going?” me:

Me On Twitter ignoring all my text messages 😭

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️