This is how they should reveal everyone on the Epstein list.

Today on the house floor Jasmine Crockett accused Republicans of accepting donations from Epstein. Turns out they were from another person named Jeffery Epstein. She won’t apologize for it though. She almost doubled down tonight on CNN.

Earlier today, Grok was unfortunately manipulated by adversarial prompting into saying absurdly positive things about me. For the record, I am a fat retard 😀

LeBron saying “First of all, Happy International Women’s Day” to start off the conversation will never not be funny😭😭

meeting irl after calling each other slurs online

This is a truly insane way to phrase it.

so hold on the flavor was entirely separate from the coloring and they were just adding the poison for the love of the game?

image models finally broke the online social contract part of me thinks this is good, it forces a return to real communities and in-person reality. the other part knows millions of people are completely unprepared for what happens next

And just like that, the age of photographic evidence is over. 1826-2025. Update your epistemology accordingly.

You don't hate the media enough. You think you do, but you don't.

getting lunch delivered in weather conditions most professional sporting leagues would cancel over.

spotify wrapped just called me unc

Me talking to my coworkers off an unknown dosage of amphetamines

Ralph Lauren just doesn’t miss

"increased exposure to poor individuals is associated with lower support for redistribution among wealthy individuals...local exposure to poor individuals reduces support for redistribution among the well-off" cambridge.org/core/journals/…

I think tonight I’m gunna take the kids to drive around and look at Christmas lights then we can get some hot chocolate and swing by Tim Walz’s house to call him a retard 🥰

You can see him thinking “c’mon, you want power. You want to be king. Just chew. The camera will be off soon. Make a yummy face.”

When it’s hard drug Friday but I got pulled into a meeting

Love is dead

this is, objectively, incredibly funny and i cannot wait