They was really calling ugly women grenades on Jersey Shore 😭 they lingo sick as hell

LOL MY FAULT $WEETHEART

never beating the “she looks like a bitch” allegations

25 the most sobering yr ever like u rlly realize ain’t shit funny

I CANNOT TELL YOU LOUDLY ENOUGH, DO NOT LET A CHIROPRACTOR NEAR YOUR GODDAMN NECK. This message brought to you by a neurologist who manages Cervical Artery Dissection and their resulting STROKE.

nobody at all : Aries placements :

it would feel sooooo good to do this

Caleb Martin HOOPIN !!!!🔥

“when i first met you i thought you were a bitch”

The Vegas Golden Knights are the 2023 Stanley Cup Champions.

i hate a friendly ass man, why u gotta be bestie bestie w every bitch 🙄 tell her to kill herself

🗣️🗣️🗣️ Not yet!!!! I’ll allow it for my Filipino lambs though! 🐑❤️ (I don’t make the rules! 🤷‍♀️)

ppl are like “can you turn down the AC” and it’s like ok so semantically what do u mean by that

Right because autism is a serious and actual thing outside of the internet where most of you who have somehow reduced it down to “being weird” or “liking something a lot”

Hol up its October??

nobody: me looking at how pretty the moon is

Vegas’ animal shelter is severely over capacity. 🚨 The Animal Foundation currently has 853 animals in their care and are holding an emergency adoption event tomorrow, June 14th, from 11am to 7pm at 655 N. Mojave Rd. All fees are being waived, fosters are welcome too.