People call me high maintenance like it's an insult. Sorry I have the means to spoil myself? Lmao

Told my boss I wasn't coming in because I'm suffering from the female burden. He says "I hope your suffering goes away for the weekend". Bb that's not how it works 😂

Why are dimples so cute? What triggers my brain to think "those indentations on someone's skin is adorable". Whyyyyy?

I'm so over these thirsty ass men. I don't wanna see your dick pics, I haven't changed my mind about going on a date even though you've asked 12 times, I don't care how much money you make. Go be thirsty somewhere else.

LOL at the exes who cheated on me thinking they're gonna get another chance. Stay outta my DMs, I ain't desperate enough to dig through the trash.

I put in an offer on a house and I'm trying not to bite off all my nails before I hear back. 👀

STOP why did Victoria's Secret increase my credit limit to 5 grand. I'll never need that much underwear. 😭😭

So freaking excited for Vegas 🤩🤩🤩

Not me thinking "Rachel Zane looks a lot like Meghan Markle" 😂😂😂 embarrassing 💀

I am ITCHING to buy a house and can't find the one I want UGHHH

No way Netflix just showed us Mike Tyson’s ass cheeks 😭😭😭

By the time Jake Paul gets to the ring Tyson will turn 60 #PaulTyson

I should've just slept 😅

Getting a pedicure and this man starts giggling "it's snowing in November 😀" while using the cheese grater thing on my feet. I know my feet are dry and callused but bb why you gotta embarrass me like that. 💀

I have the sweetest neighbor. His momma raised him right. 🫶🏻

I have such an unconditional love for my nephew. I don't need kids, I love being an aunt. 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

I've watched Grey's Anatomy probably 5 times completely through. And Derek's death still hits me right in the feels even though I know it's coming. 😭😭