Wordle 246 3/6 #redemption 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I always catch myself looking for Syracuse in Mock #MarchMadness brackets until I snap back into reality and remember they’re terrible… 🙃

My new biggest fear is a live turkey finding it’s way into my home… never heard of this and now 2x in 3 days?!?

I asked Andrew to toss me chapstick and he advised me to use the olive oil ????

Everyone’s headline is saying #JamesCann, costar of the The Godfather, died but the true tragic headline is that Buddy the Elf lost his dad 😭

If I didn’t know any better I’d say wordle is trying to get me to quit 😮‍💨

Been a minute since I had some funny tweets - have no fear I think the comeback will be on Wednesday when I agreed I to fly Spirit despite my high functioning travel anxiety 😅

Today I was an adult and when I hated my nail color I did something drastic and told the nail technician I hated it and asked for a different one. She said she also hated it and was happy to find me a better color!! Seriously?!? It’s that easy if I can do it you can too.

Nothing like a Cuse/Gtown game on a Saturday afternoon in December!

You have to love what Dave Portnoy and Miss Peaches are doing for pitbullls and rescue dogs everywhere but also why did it take Dave Portnoy adopting a pittie for folks to get with the program? #AdoptDontShop

One Shining Moment, Coach Boeheim's version

If you don't champion women behind closed doors, don't do it publicly on International Women's Day. We need your voices where ours can't be heard.

Time for my annual complaint about daylight savings being the worst concept that really just unnecessarily derails your sleep schedule 🤷🏼‍♀️

Someone needs a calendar plug in that tracks all the emotional variables for managers like astrology, pop culture your cycle, etc. you want to talk about my annual performance review when Kate Middleton is missing and it’s a new moon after daylight savings? god speed 😂

I’m just Chris. Saturday Night Live - SNL

how about an award show but for favorite products? my prediction is the Hatch would probably clean up

I keep getting the same bathing suit ad clicking it and being horrified someone’s charging $245 for a bathing suit…

You never know your last pistachio latte will be your last until that dreaded moment in the Starbucks drive through when the tell you it’s done for the szn 😭

Are 5 boarding zones on Delta really necessary?