[Anaklusmos..] "But, hey, you can always get gigs on horror shows. That'd be cool."

[ooc:] me : *SLAMS PALM ON TABLE* I SAY BABY LUKE HAS A SQUEAKY VOICE BECAUSE PUBERTY

"You're embarrassing me." Attempts to wriggle free from his hold. x.com/kleptomatics/s…

[Anaklusmos..] Simply grins back at him. "No problemo, señor."

"Help. There's a random man hugging me. I think he's also homeless."

[Anaklusmos..] "I'm Luke, Luke Castellan." He says, "And I'm assuming your name is not 'Pepper'?"

Huffs, throwing him a brief glare. "I blame pu—" Cue awkward high-pitched voice. "—bERTY." x.com/kleptomatics/s…

"Darn, I was kinda hoping you were Deadpool or something." x.com/kleptomatics/s…

[ooc:] luke child do not break the fourth wall

[Anaklusmos..] "It also starts with a letter P. What a coincidence." Be sure to keep an eye on your wallet.

"Holy chimichangas, are you a hobo version of Deadpool?" x.com/kleptomatics/s…

[Anaklusmos..] "I'm good at giving nicknames." GODSDAMMIT.

". . and also possibly delusional. Yikes." x.com/kleptomatics/s…

[Anaklusmos..] "I can juggle." Shrugs.

— Being a demigod is hard. Even when you're about to fall on your death, you still gotta look stylish.

Because he's Luke. x.com/youthfuiwisdom…

“Who's that old guy giving Annie a piggyback? THAT'S MY JOB.”

Gotta stay stylish, Annie. x.com/youthfuiwisdom…

At least he goes down in style? x.com/youthfuiwisdom…

@YouthfuIWisdom / okay but can we do a painful sl