"I'm not lying, Saisha."

"Sorry." HE'S SORRY.

| i just choked omg.

| BOI. WAKE UP IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS. India

That was just a dumb little crush and she's probably like, dead. He hasn't seen her around for TWO WHOLE YEARS DAMMIT.

"ME? With a dumb crush on a Hunter of Artemis two years ago??????"

"She broke my ukulele and almost let me die in quicksand. And called me a moron! I just thought she was pretty. How would you know that?"

......groans.

He's tiredt.

[Aahana Sarthi. [HIATUS].] Catches the item in his arms, giving her a look. "Thanks? Hi."

"...yes?" RIP. x.com/perseriously/s…

"Yikes."

Here lies Oliver Laron. 19something — 2017. x.com/perseriously/s…

"Oh, nothing." Still yike. He ded.

Thanks, pal. At least the....wife? ex? ex-wife? — can know he wasn't lying. x.com/NaPethaino/sta…

Spit-takes. "I'M A DAD?" x.com/perseriously/s…

"SAISH, SINCE WHEN?" x.com/perseriously/s…

"F—FRICK." Shakes his head quickly, gulping, "Can I meet the kid?" x.com/perseriously/s…

/ ofc. and he is an idiot.

/ taking this account off my phone! contact me on p if you wanna chat or interact with oliver! ♡