when your airpods dies so you gotta listen to mfs around you speak

me, after calling 6 of my friends to tell them the same exact story:

Gong back to work after a fun weekend sucks 🥲

trying to make sense of other people actions will drive you to insanity

I need to be on an island with a lil flower in my hair

My fav type of weather

true

Manifesting a Disneyland trip ✨

i b at the grocery store every time like dam what do i like to eat and drink

they had absolutely no business terrifying an entire generation with this episode

Quitting coffee is so hard 🥲 I want dutchieee

i understand why people go legit insane like i get it

This was such a good movie they don’t make em like this anymore

Somebody said don't be afraid to spend money on concert tickets and travel. Be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work. And I couldn't agree more.

I wish parents feared their sons being abusive, pedophiles, and rapists as much as they fear them being gay.

Which team are you rooting for in the Super Bowl? ME:

Hey MAGA, if you don’t like Bad Bunny simply ignore the Super Bowl halftime show the way you ignore Trump’s pedophilia.

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?