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I love the Baltimore Orioles but what the fuck

Looking forward to the Orioles acquiring Shohei F Ohtani, Tarik F Skubal, and Paul F Skenes in the coming days

When my baby is upset I put a pacifier in his mouth and that does the trick. Oh how I wish I could do the same to my coworkers.

What a night on the bump for Mr. Sugano. He wakes up, goes 7 innings and calls it a day. So much fun to watch pitch, a guy I want on this staff for a few more years.

えぐい Nasty.

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Happy Mother’s Day

ORIOLES WIN!! Like retweet and follow! I’ll select one lucky winner tomorrow around noon to receive this Gunnar Henderson (/150) Topps chrome black card! #Birdland

Off to quite a start. #Birdland

Baltimore Orioles The Orioles have lost 13 of their last 18. Baltimore is now 15-27 (.357) and are on pace to finish 58-104. The O's can't hit (especially w/RISP), most of their starters are incredibly inconsistent, and they look like they play with no energy. Where does this team go from here?

Ryan O'Hearn: "This is frustrating. Losing sucks. It’s not fun. Nobody in here is having a good time, and I promise you nobody cares more than the guys in this clubhouse. With that being said, we have to keep fighting, there is no other option."

More pics to come but it really was an awesome night with Ryan O'Hearn. Guy loves this city, helping others, golfing. Great player, fantastic person as well. Very fun night that raised a ton of money for a great cause!

I just like putting things in my cart.

The worst week of Baltimore Orioles baseball since the rebuild somehow also being the week in which Jackson Holliday's breakout becomes real is quite something. It's hard to even think positively about this team right now. But, man, Jackson Holliday looks awesome.

The Baltimore Orioles season changes tomorrow 5/19. Come back to this, book mark this. Winning starts now! #birdland

I just want my jeans to fit me like they do on a lead singer of an 80s hair metal band.

ORIOLES WIN??? ORIOLES WIN!!!!! Like retweet and follow!! I’ll select one lucky follower to receive this ADLEY RUTSCHMAN AUTOGRAPHED (YES AUTOGRAPHED)card!! Winner chosen tomorrow during the game! #Birdland P.s. got something negative to say? Catch a block!

Maybe she’s not ignoring you, maybe her DM’s are still down