taylor swift was in my nightmare last night

don’t eat queso and drive

i’ve never seen chicago traffic like this… i blame taylor swift

the concert got canceled but we decided it’s in everyone’s best interest for us to not breakup, thank you for sticking with us through these troubling times Anna Leigh Tangeman

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, if you can’t afford to tip you can’t afford to go out to eat

washed my emotional support water bottle, big day

got a bra from victoria’s secret and had to get a DDD which is THREE TIMES MY NORMAL SIZE

things that have happened since turning 20: - cried every day (many of these have been happy tears i’m normal)

i heart flix for old barbie ads before the movie

logo change makes me want to delete twitter

post dinner with my grandma who has dementia: “i don’t think i like that tattoo it looks like mice” whose gonna tell her i’m gay…..

only children, how do you live without a family group chat? that content is so funny it keeps me going

eating pizza at 4am because there is probably something deeply wrong with me

being a mother to a kitten is all fun and games until it’s $500 in vet bills

i think i got covid from my cat (my only evidence is the $700 in vet bills)

me when i show up to do my radio show and they are training new djs so i’ve been sitting here for 30 minutes like 👁️👄👁️

currently living off of those cough drops that numb your whole mouth

started sleeping with a spray bottle to stop my kitten from causing absolute mayhem without getting up

20 going on 80 as i pull out my newspaper to read on the train on my way to class

spent all music theory class analyzing bohemian rhapsody i’m having a good time