Parker is all of us. Having a manager so invested is great to see.

Arm down by his side, doesn’t move or come away from his body...must be handball then. Football is a total joke!! #FULTOT

Throw the rule book away and start from scratch joe.co.uk/sport/fulham-d…

Fulham players for the rest of the season.

FULL-TIME! Fulham 0-1 Tottenham. Fulham denied a point because, unfortunately, their players have arms.

How are TNT Sports totally ignoring the VAR joke???

Course they have! Wankers!

Hi 1st Central can you stop texting me please! I didn’t renew my insurance as it doubled for no reason...thanks..bye!

Delivered to the wrong address, smashed up flowers and chocs, all in a ripped box...but Moonpig can’t do anything until the 80 year old they were delivered to sends me a photo! I’ll get them to Snapchat it or create a Tiktok shall I? 80 years old!!! Wow!!

Paying a fiver for drop off at London Gatwick LGW when there isn’t even any in or out barriers is daylight robbery!! 2 mins…£5!!

FairPlay to Leeds for that late goal but it wasn’t enough to scramble the acca back on track, anyway I’m off to watch the only televised premier league game of the day 😂 Enjoy the rest of your Sunday folks!😘

👏👏

Fulham’s Goal Difference (47) is now higher than anybody else in the Championship’s Goals Scored.

⏰0⃣2⃣ Trezeguet ⏰0⃣9⃣ Zamora ⏰3⃣9⃣ Gera ⏰4⃣8⃣ Gera ⏰8⃣2⃣ Dempsey A famous European night for Fulham Football Club back in 2010 💫 #TBT | #UEL

Hi United Airlines any chance you can help me get a new case? Lost wheel on the way out and broken wheel on the way back! Cheers

Hi O2 what’s the best way of contacting someone about a roaming charge when roaming was turned off? Phone line says it’s very busy right now and messaging on app is to busy to start new chat!

This summer's transfer window was wild 🤑

Call British Gas for the 10th time, wait on hold for 10 mins and then get out through to someone’s personal voicemail…wonderful!

Make that’s 3.5 hours delayed! Joke of an airline!

✅ Bogle foul ⏳ Yates foul ⏳ Piroe SOT