It is a truth universally acknowledged that books quoting this line know their audience.

Do me a favor. If you believe Trans Rights are Human Rights, Trans women are women, Trans men are men, & Nonbinary people are valid, RT this. Let's show that there still exists safe places for Trans people on Twitter!

There was an #earthquake in NorCal today, proving that no journalist will ever pass up a chance to use the word #temblor.

Today in unnecessary research studies: (but that image tho): keck.usc.edu/dramatic-chang…

This should happen.

What. Is. Even. Happening.

Some nights, sleep comes easily. And some nights, you have to punch sleep in the face and show it who's boss.

I'm so glad everything is just fine now.

Hoping the algorithm will start serving me ads with a modern equivalent posthaste.

My favorite dedication ever, Jen DeLuca IS NOT HERE (jendelucawrites on IG). #welltraveled

Did a slower friend write this?

Is Lily Allen the only artist to ever put out an epic takedown track of her grandma? open.spotify.com/track/3whZ4Yzg…

The problem with attributing this quote to Bukowski is that he didn’t say it. quoteinvestigator.com/2015/03/04/sel…

I'm holding out for Tang. comicsands.com/sunnyd-alcohol…

Also, this is how Snoop Dogg greeted Scotland. ❤️‍🔥

Is there one movie quote/TV quote/GIF that you find continuously relevant? Here's mine today: (extra points for keeping the feed green on 3/17)

"No one wants to work anymore."

Wordle 662 4/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Swung for the fences, got lucky.

CORRELATION IS NOT CAUSATION, JERKS. cnn.com/2023/04/24/hea…