Me: I’m by no means perfect, but I’m doing the best I can. My Conscience, which comes to me in the form of Glenn Holland (Richard Dreyfuss):

Every single tiny choice #TheRighteousGemstones makes is the absolute best.

You see, all television really needs to be is each storyline having a dance montage, anchored by Sam Rockwell giving a batshit monologue.

Howard Ashman would have turned 75 today. And I always ponder what we might have shared and the new works we might have created together in those 35 extra years.

Honestly, baller answer.

ari aster on blank check

A year and a half later, and this tweet makes me lol every time I think of it.

Gothic-tinged Brit boarding schools are very much my jam. A book review of Kazuo Ishiguro's haunting, masterful 2005 novel. open.substack.com/pub/briggshatt…

I'd like a widespread sociological study of why tf clowning has trended so hard the last ≈5 years.

#OneBattleAfterAnother ❤️ #PTA #FilmTwitter

Years ago "hot mess" carried a more cheeky connotation (I'm game to put up with that "mess" because they are smokin' hot). But now it's the most abysmal, icky descriptor imaginable, as a result of global warming.

San Francisco neither needs nor wants Trump’s personal army on our streets. Contrary to Trump’s lie, no ‘government officials’ here have requested federal occupation. We don’t need Trump’s authoritarian crackdown in our city. Bottom line: Stay the hell out of San Francisco.

sorry, baby on hbo max oct 30

Remember the 10th or so time you found yourself watching an LA friend's LA webseries about how crazy and stupid LA 20-somethings are? That’s about what watching Rachel Sennott’s I Love LA feels like.

“One Battle After Another” has prompted debate over whether the film resurrects—or complicates—hoary tropes. But the character of Perfidia Beverly Hills “stretches beyond any easy interpretations of Black female sexuality,” Anna Holmes argues. theatlantic.com/culture/2025/1…

Paul “Let Him Cook” Thomas Anderson is how I’ll be referring to him from now on. #GoldenGlobes

amy poehler, paul thomas anderson, rose byrne… maya rudolph is clearly the good luck charm tonight

Wanda Sykes is THE best. #GoldenGlobes2026

Today, the Trump administration repealed the endangerment finding: the ruling that served as the basis for limits on tailpipe emissions and power plant rules. Without it, we’ll be less safe, less healthy and less able to fight climate change — all so the fossil fuel industry can