GUARD: My Lord, Gandalf the White is here to see you. DENETHOR: I did not know he was White until a number of weeks ago, when he happened to turn White, and now he wants to be known as 'the White.' Is he 'the Grey' or is he 'the White'?

Rats. I was so busy teaching functions that I completely forgot to tell the students about drag queens.

I also would find parenting easier if I didn't have to work full time and had grandparents nearby to help. It's not an attitude issue, it's a resources issue.

I hate Brett Farve so much (because of what he stole from Mississippi) that I now hate the Jets.

We’d like to announce that while we are not a hotel, we are a concept of a hotel.

Apparently I need to explain that women face a whole different reality in our lives when it comes to navigating conversations w/ men, especially, narcissistic men. I am referring to the entire monologue that women felt in our bodies that transcended her reactions to his nonsense.

Using a phone book and using the physical map that came with it to find my way around town.

A cat can't even galavant across the wilderness with her canine pals Chance and Shadow these days without sparking a xenophobic panic.

Yet Britney Spears was crucified by everyone - while going through family loss, post-partum depression and a divorce - which led to her rights being taken away. Meanwhile her dad forced drugs and meds down her throat to keep her compliant. And she is mocked for it to this day

🎶Hangin out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to holla at me🎶

It's times like these I wish derek guy would give us lessons on women's clothing and tailoring because I'm obsessed with this suit and how it fits her flawlessly.

Clothes have long been political. 🧵

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

"women don't want to be mothers" - no. women don't want to bear the burden of motherhood alone. there are too many men who want a wife and kids without having to be a husband and a father.