Right to jail tmz.com/2021/07/24/bla…

Society would not be what it is if it wasn’t for coffee.

Gonna be taking a break from Twitter so I don't see spoilers for the Paw Patrol movie ✌️🐾

The Tragedy of the Commons, and Why I Hated Tournament Poker youtu.be/kq1CI9b1AMo via YouTube

I'm going to pick 5 people that retweet this tweet that have to give me $1,000 each! (make sure you follow me so I can dm you when you owe me the money). I will show proof!

I take a one week break and I find myself off for two months, what has happened 😂

Dear Twitter, I will convince 500 people to create a Twitter account if you I get from this tweet.

I’ll stop procrastinating later.

#HaloInfinite is by far the best Halo ever.

You aren't going to believe this, but the Chicago crowd was the best crowd ever. No cap.

Okay, we’re 12 days in, so far so good, let’s keep it this way and not screw anything up.

#Fortnite should be deleted from every platform every created.

Simplicity is the key to excellence.

I made an offer sec.gov/Archives/edgar…

No

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

A Swiss Army Knife is one of those things that you can’t buy for yourself, you basically have to get it as a present.