Heading down to the no Kings rally to link up with a hot polycule lmk what drugs to bring

I am fundraising for Tokyo Marathon. Help me reach my fundraising goal! haku.ly/b1440c7635 #

as I approach my Douglas Adams year of life (42) I’m conveniently discovering the answer to life, the universe and everything. ain’t that something

when eating pizza and lifting weights finally yields you the thicc zaddy bod you’ve been seeking for years

me looking down the schedule gearing up for a Friday night Halloween counter shift at the pizza shop

main character never holds the camera

when everyone at the manager meeting is vibing

the maths behind everyone’s emotions surrounding these elections is not very equitable.

me and all the homies buying tickets to shows instead of buying house

celebrate Veterans Day, work a double Be a man Be A Man

got asked multiple times if we were having a Veterans Day special. well a veteran is making you a boiga today. that’s special. don’t try and out veteran my nub.

small businesses owners can not be responsible for the short falls of the government.

in case my whiteness was misleading, let me be clear. I DON’T fuck with antisemitism. I won’t go to your gym, won’t see me at your restaurant, you wont know I exist. I will disappear you from my memories and cease to support you. In case your feeble nazi brain cares

when I get to Tokyo will all the drifting gangs know I’m down to crew up or will I have to send an rsvp email?

I’ve always advised that couples seeking a threesome to hire a professional vice dating. Like if you wanna go skydiving you don’t start taking flight lessons to fly the plane? No, you strap yourself to a retired SEAL and enjoy the ride and tell all your bois about later.

not to judge or anything but if you got a double nose ring with a chain linking the two I don’t need your opinion on much.

I’m not here to judge, I’m just here to party

when you see someone on the grill making a mod

how I act around authority figures when the drugs are in me vice on me