Dem anakuomba 2k urgently una mtumia kumbe akona 78k anataka kubuy kitu ya 80k na wewe Ulikua tu na 2500

Wife: I lost the car key again. Husband: It’s in your jeans. Wife: Don’t drag my family into this. Husband:

Anyone saying "Scientists don't want you to know this fact" has never met a scientist. Scientists are famous oversharers.

MY LIFE ISN'T INSTAGRAMMABLE, HOWEVER, IT IS TWITTERABLE.

What the past is for. My Sunday Signal sunwords.com/2026/05/03/wha…

You know what really bugs me these days? We can't own anything anymore. Everything is a subscription. Adobe, Notion, Spotify. You don't just buy things once, you keep paying every month. You literally have to pay for everything forever. Isn't anyone else bothered by this?

One of the best feelings from reading is when you find a sentence so good that you have to close the book and stare at the wall for a minute.

getting betrayed while moving with pure intentions really changes you.

I’ve never wanted something as badly as I want my life to dramatically change for the better… best… over the next few months. It’s time. It’s my time.

But passports from 4500 to 12550 is some nasty business,this government has really driven us bonkers can't again 😭

Platonically I attract such amazing people! The most amazing people in fact. Romantically is where it goes south.

POV : You planned to study at 8:00 but its 8:03 so now you have to wait until 2027 to start studying

No matter how good you are, the wrong room will never see your value

This is simple, really. He's giving you the power to choose to engage. If you engage, you're interested, if you don't, no one is pestering you when you know you're not interested. W-W, really.

Benjamin Šeško has scored a Premier League goal every 86 minutes on average this year. That’s the best rate of any player to have scored 5+. Huge output in 2026. 👏

Ukifall in love make sure uko hiyo side ya 'I love you too'

Aston Villa can win the Europa League and Crystal Palace can win the Conference League, There's no need for an English club to win the champions League