Two months ago, jesse.base.eth asked me to write a "Based" song. I needed to wait until I had a full day to do it justice. Hopefully I did it justice.

Hello, fellow Brians! The Brians Last Stand game competition will be concluding on May 15th. Get the MOST bald bux out of all Brians. The top 10 players get to dip their bald scalp into the prize pool. 🥇 1st Place: $15,000 - Bald and Bold Champion! 🥈 2nd Place: $5,000 🥉 3rd

OH BRIAN MY BRIAN PLAY BRIANS LAST STAND NOW, EARN BALD BUX, SAVE BRIAN

Are you a meme coin-noisseur on Base? 🍷 🎉 Time to get your communities onboard our DEX because our Base Token Super Season is here! 🔁 Trade on our DEX and unlock over 45k USD in rewards 🔽 bit.ly/3vTPeV6 🧵 See the full list of eligible tokens 👇

CAPS need love 24/7, at home, at the library and especially on the subway ride home. WORSHIP BALD!

Join us for our first foray into BASE with some of the top projects on this L2 that are taking the narrative by storm. Our guests will be $BOGE I On Base Based Fellas 🛡️ Poncho on BASE Base Inu 🛡️Community Token Based Brians 🛡️ | $CAP on Base Set a reminder for my upcoming Space! x.com/i/spaces/1ynJO…

Bearrr??? BEARRR??? i think its a beary good time to load up on $CAPS.

WEB3SG X @Briansbased $CAP - a vibrant 404 ecosystem complete with games, NFT swapping, locking and staking. They’ll be speaking about their future NFT plans at our @Base NFT AMA today. Set a reminder, (10pm GMT+8 / 10am EST): x.com/i/spaces/1ynJO…

Brians Last Stand top 3 players are neck and neck each day battling for the #1 position, they are shaping the future meta of gameplay on BASE. TAKE ACTION NOW OWN 1 CAP and play to be part of the 25K prize pool.

Thank you @okxweb3 for hosting us and getting the Based Brian Gospel out to the people. Based!

A new Brian has clinched the TOP spot on the leaderboard! Own 1 CAP to play and dip your SCALP into the 25k Price Pool!

BEPE X BASED BRIANS??? $5000 Airdrop to CAP Holders playing Brian's Last Stand! To get an allocation OWN 1 CAP and PLAY.

$CAP WILL LEAD THE PACK WITH BALD. JOIN US AND BUILD ON BASE.

How do i explain to my parents that i own the best ERC-404 project on BASE? Best comment transcends earth and achieves ETERNAL BALD.

HEARING THINGS?!?! KEEP A LOOKOUT FOR NEWS RELEASING SOON..... $CAP

Did you know that we are running a 25k gaming competition? Just own 1 CAP and get into the baldest of leaderboards to claim your price!

Announcing an interstellar alliance! 🌠 Based Brians 🛡️ | $CAP on Base and ✰𝕊𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕤✰ are joining forces to explore the wonders of the Galaxy! 🚀 Get ready for groundbreaking discoveries and infinite possibilities with Space Skellies Galactic Mechs mint with Magic Eden 🪄 on Base! 💎 All

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