Just heard the piano tuner question. $45? My garage $180 three dollars a minute separates the men from the boys The Adam Carolla Show

President Trump has Often criticized Obama for having a 10 foot wall around his house. Is this true? I went to Obama’s neighborhood to find out. Not only does Obama have a wall - he has 7 walls & armed SS police blocking the road 1000 feet in each direction. So there’s that

The world is instantly better Adam Carolla

Ensaf Haidar James Woods Mark L 🍁🍁🍁♞🇨🇦🇺🇸🇷🇺🇳🇱🇫🇷✝️✝️✝️ If I do get it together and make a "no hijab day' video, I am only waving it on a stick. My mother left Iran the year before the revolution. No hijab ever touched her head and I'll be damned if one touches mine.

And there it is. ABC 7 Chicago: Jussie Smollett reportedly staged Chicago attack after being told he was being written off Empire. abc7chicago.com/jussie-smollet…

15% of the worlds carbon footprint? How nice we are turning back climate change. A hot rod carries a voter? Egomaniac . Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez #GreenNewDeal

Ahh I don’t think I owned a slave or took Indian land. How much would I owe in reparations? I hope you’re not going for taxes. The roads and infrastructure would fail. We would have homeless shitting in the street. @SenKamalaHarris

Fixed my roads (California)? Now that Jussie is free.. get to work on roads?Kamala Harris

Oh the comedian is an expert on world topics. Great.

Putting in my engine for Mother’s Day sorry I don’t collect action figures or watch Star Wars Adam Carolla

Your two best low iron proteins?Vinnie Tortorich

I’m back on the Twitter! Sorry Jussie Smollet is a hero and a brave inspiration. I urge all Americans to fake assaults. @SenKamalaHarris

‘Annual Walk for al-Quds” Toronto event: “Canada is a white supremacist, colonial, racist project, as is Israel,” says Nasim Agari, an immigrant and equity studies student at @yorkuniversity.

Hey Mountain Dew®, show me the #DEWnited label for #California, Tweet me!

What about my student loan? If it wasn’t for me and everyone else that borrowed money and paid it back there would be no loans or credit card. Give back to lazy no class repo all your shit losers. Awesome.

Sorry I didn’t mean to imply you were a squirrel for not needing a big block Chevy. Bring your Honda Odyssey by my shop in The IE. I will put an awesome Star Wars sticker on it. Dave Dameshek

As I sit at the airport, damn CNN is on every monitor, like some kind of Red Chinese, state-run propaganda operation.  Like I’ve said for years, how the hell did this happen and how do they get away with this?

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary if just one person reads this and kills them selves it will be a victory

This is food for the soul and a chalice for the heart. AMAZING GRACE at Notre Dame Cathedral.