I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

This is like the French Revolution except they’re storming the bastille to demand the king stay and keep starving them

This is exactly what Trump meant when he said "stand by."

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I was gonna say it's kinda wild we've only had two Catholic presidents when they're 22% of the population. Then I remembered we've never had a female president and we're 51% of the population so nm.

Who wore it better, left shark or blue building?

The Senator from Texas saw a crisis and escaped to the Ritz Carlton in Cancun. Meanwhile, a congresswoman from New York - whom that TX Senator regularly uses as a punching bag - just raised a million dollars for Texans. One party works for you. The other works for themselves.

#InsteadOfGoingToMars must be one of the absolute dumbest takes I've ever seen on this platform. Perseverance costs as much as 36 hours of military spending. Every single thing we do in space benefits everybody on Earth. Like GPS? Weather forecasting? Climate science?

This is painful

Portal Trick Shots!

This week has been such a drain. Thank god it’s Friday

Saw this on reddit & love it.

I feel like Tig Notaro possibly has the most Star Warsy name of any actual real living person?

I have all the questions

Deeply relate to Kevin, the poorly organized tropical storm.

Getting married today 🤯

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