Happy Easter, everyone.

At the end of the day, no matter what you do, no matter what walks of life you take, remember this: “Manimal” is an anagram of “mailman.”

Just watched Netflix’s DAMSEL. Not the greatest movie but Millie Bobbie Brown’s character takes more legit damage in this film than Vin Diesel, Statham, and the Rock have in the last decade. She’s action heroing better than these so-called “tough guys” by a LONG shot.

Sometimes acknowledging the fact you’re aging and might not have a finger on the pulse can be concerning, frustrating, disconcerting. Other times, there is a feeling of relief and a sensation of grace that you continuously have no idea who the fuck JoJo Siwa is.

If Hell has a bar, it only serves Malört.

Can’t wait for Rebel Moon 3, with the Ewoks.

I didn’t need the most recent episode of Doctor Who to confirm that between Gen Z influencers and carnivorous space slugs, I’m ALWAYS team space slug.

After watching The Acolyte I was hoping each episode would feature a name actor who’s only there to play a Jedi who gets killed that episode, like Shatner or Robert Goulet in the opening credits of Police Squad.

Happy #nationalchildrensday

If you had one song to use as the soundtrack to a movie car chase sequence, what would that song be? Share this question, because I want ALL the answers!

Is it bad my love language is schadenfreude?

Clear eyes, full hearts, beware my power. #greenlantern #Lanterns

Sometimes having a martini in a retro bar while listen to a Spanish version of The Monster Mash is enough.

In a bar watching a Walking Dead spinoff where there are literally no zombies. It’s like, what’s the fucking point? It’s like a Jaws sequel where the only plot is Brody conspiring to kill the mayor.

In a bar witnessing an episode of Landman on Paramount+. I hope Taylor Sheridan’s next show stops trying to be clever and just calls itself Redundant Blue Collar Horseshit.

I’m no Home Alone fan but, now and forever, Kevin McAllister over Kevin Hart.

All right, it’s time for my annual Favorites of the year list!  First of all, my Top Ten Favorite Older Films I saw for the first time in 2024: boxd.it/BKazG

Continuing my annual film lists, here are my 10 Least Favorite Films of 2024: boxd.it/BPnxy

And finally, completing my annual film lists, here are my 10 Favorite Films of 2024: boxd.it/BPs1M

Hey Donald J. Trump - Bad Bunny killed it and the biggest slap in the face to the country is you and your continued failed policies ( 63% disapproval). Sorry your dead dad didn’t hug you enough but don’t take your bullshit Cheeto manatee corpse ennui out on the rest of us.