In the North West of England, Kylian Mbappe is known as Kylian Mbarmcake.

Feels like the first time all tournament England have been able to counter-press in the final third. Which in turn means lots of great possession and the best chances of the tournament. Not sure it can last, but lovely to watch.

Forget riots - why not compete in the The EDL-ympics! 🎾🥋🏓 A safe space to express your misdirected hatred 😃

Poor show from Chelsea FC hardly helping the grassroots clubs the Premier League seem so keen to promote when it suits….

My letter to Nigel Farage MP. Hope the font doesn’t hurt his eyes and brings on a migrant.

Could you share this far and wide? I’d love to find the longest-serving cricket club groundsman/woman in the UK, to feature them in the Wisden Almanack. Please reply with the year he/she started. Share, share, share!

If you're in the oasis queue, you can jump to the front by turning off your router and putting your phone in airplane mode. PLEASE RT

Three games, three goals 🔥 Bryan Mbeumo has been nominated for the Premier League 'Player of the Month' for August 👏🇨🇲

So here’s a tale… I noticed Charlotte Owen, the junior aide Boris Johnson controversially ennobled, has a new gig with - shock! - Boris Johnson. But that’s only the start. There’s also uranium, Iran, Steve Bannon..& a LOT of qs My piece for The Observer theguardian.com/politics/artic…

If Bukayo Saka scores FIRST vs Bournemouth today we’ll giveaway a SecretShirt.co box 📦 To enter 👇 🔄 Retweet this tweet 🤝 Follow us Good luck!

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

Must be MAD! No Fear for 59 year old loving living

Love it. Martin Mad Dog Allen loves an open water swim 🤣

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Can’t cope with drought. Can’t cope with heavy rain. Can’t deal with too many people pooing. Can deal with charging us more to not do those things. Privatisation shirks. Wasn’t that the phrase? (Not Scotland before you pile on!)

On this day 40 years ago, 56 Bradford City and Lincoln City supporters went to a football match and never came home. We will never forget those who lost their lives in the Valley Parade Fire Disaster, and we stand with everyone who continues to be affected to this day. Forever

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Hospital patients treated by female doctors have lower mortality rates and fewer readmissions that those treated by male doctors.

Jake Griffin Park Grapevine (Brentford FC) Don’t see the vision ? Ffs Open your eyes Smile and relish everything about Brentford Football Club

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