Shorted TACO at the end of June.

Mkt has to end over 628.21 not because that's the proper valuation but because HAL 9000 said so. I really wish I'd gone into an industry were logic was applied like astrology.

If the “new angle” video of the Trump shooting is real he’s going to have a bigger issue than Epstein to deal with tomorrow. It’s blowing up on the socials

Bears that were calling for 565-595 by August Expiration now saying in might dip 0.5% to 1%. 🤡

Contrarians ⬇️

All the bears blew up their 6th account of the summer. When this one lets go there won't be any shorts to cover. #SPY

My new investment strategy is to only invest in companies that have never mentioned AI in a press release. Still looking for the first company to invest in.

Daily reminder that Bessent is supposed to be the smart one in the room. We need to start shouting from the rooftops that we are tired of being fed lies by idiots.

Trump looking to fire someone in charge of Canadian economic data.

I'm neutral (w/obvious bearish bias, but timing the pullback is the key) but the silence from bearish accounts is stunning. Accts that were posting 30 times a day are now posting once a week. Generally a good sign for bears because the most bearish accounts are usually early.

When someone tells Trump that markets aren't higher because of tariffs but in anticipation of the inevitable TACO his brain might explode.

someone is trying to get a severance package.

Why is Trump talking about crime inDC? Epstein. He wants you to stop talking about Epstein.

Buying US stocks right now is like seeing an ad for a 2005 Pontiac Aztec with 175,000 miles priced at $12k and offering $25k. TLDR: You're overpaying for mostly garbage in a country that needs to upgrade everything to achieve dumpster fire status.

If they keep ramping it 1% a day there won't be anything left for the blow-off top. $SPY $QQQ

Imagine forecasting a pullback for 8 straight weeks and watch the market gap up 0.5% every morning.

Only 2 more hours until the market bears will re-emerge spamming our feeds with how they are going to vape the market for 200pts next week.

Tesla falling more in price than Chevy, Chrysler and Dodge is 👩‍🍳💋

If mkts were truly fwd looking they would realize EVERY COMPANY IN THE WORLD is coming for $NVDA instead of focusing on sales from 3 months ago.

Recession indicator - normally NYC empties out on Wed/Thur before Labor Day. The city is full of people working a regular day today. A lot of people trying to not be next on the chopping block.