Brian Eve 💙💛 (@briankeve) 's Twitter Profile
Brian Eve 💙💛

@briankeve

Follow me and follow West Ham United. Oh Christian Dailly you are the love of my life.... Views are my own

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calendar_today28-10-2012 15:24:39

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Sir Michael Take CBE (@michaeltakemp) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Gregg. My dear wife Bunty is most interested in your one to one coaching sessions. Her flaps have recently been lacking muscle tone. What she wants to know is will you be wearing underpants for these sessions or will you be suffering from autism? 🤔

Parody Keir Starmer (@parody_pm) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Let's settle this once and for all - if you know Liz Truss crashed the economy, reply with 👍, if you think she didn't, please go back to eating your crayons.

Peter Stefanovic (@peterstefanovi2) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“This is Brexit Britain. We voted to take back control of our borders, not to accept a deal given to us by a French President” says Nigel Farage Imagine his shock when he finds out Brexit is a primary factor in the sky rocketing number of small boat crossings

Sir Michael Take CBE (@michaeltakemp) 's Twitter Profile Photo

London was bloody great during WW2. Look how smart everyone was in their uniforms. No trackies No Tyler Swift No artisan delicatessens No Uber No erections And line judges at Wimbledon too! What we need is another world war to bring back the good times. 😊

Sir Michael Take CBE (@michaeltakemp) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just so so easy to blame Yorkshire Water isn’t it? This water company have done so well to let sewage discharge NEXT to The Swale NOT IN it! They are doing so much to improve issues with shareholders even having a cut in dividends. Please give credit where it’s due please! 😡

Parody Keir Starmer (@parody_pm) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ignorant tangerine turd, Donald Trump, refuses to leave the stage at the FIFA Club World Cup trophy presentation. Who would have thought a rapist would refuse to listen when being told 'no'?

Sir Michael Take CBE (@michaeltakemp) 's Twitter Profile Photo

With the BBC sacking Jonty Rhodes & Gregg Wallace, Masterchef could do with new presenters who are both trusted & beyond reproach. How about super chef Gino D’Acampo & Phillip Schofield? Both are highly respected men and they were heroes to us during the Covid crisis. ❤️

Adam Bienkov (@adambienkov) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Keir Starmer last week defended his U-Turns on disability benefits as being "common sense", having listened to the "concerns" of Labour MPs. Now some of the very Labour MPs who expressed those concerns and demanded those "common sense" changes are being suspended

Sir Michael Take CBE (@michaeltakemp) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Thames Water MUST NOT be nationalised! Yes alright: They have had record sewage spillages. They have made appalling business loans. They are virtually bankrupt. They have prioritised shareholders over customers. But apart from that,they’re a bloody successful private enterprise!

Thames Water MUST NOT be nationalised!
Yes alright:
They have had record sewage spillages.
They have made appalling business loans.
They are virtually bankrupt.
They have prioritised shareholders over customers.
But apart from that,they’re a  bloody successful private enterprise!
Prem Sikka (@premnsikka) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Starmer suspends Labour MPs for challenging disability benefit cuts. Others targeted with petty sanctions. These people ought to be celebrated for forcing Starmer to develop better policies. Silencing of critics results in poorer policies. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Parody Keir Starmer (@parody_pm) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I hope the suspension of four Labour MPs will serve as a warning to the others that any attempt to help the less fortunate in society will not be tolerated.

Sir Michael Take CBE (@michaeltakemp) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Bunty & I were there It was FAB! Robert was great entertainment. First of all he got some white gloss & painted over some cartoons of Mickey Mouse. Then he chased us all around demanding our tickets. Finally he ended up in the pond doing his Mr Darcy pose! GREAT FUN Cheers Sue🤩

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#BBCLauraK BBC bosses are currently rebranding their ‘Sunday with Laura Kuenssberg’ programme. Ideas for a new name reflecting its current newsworthy content include: ‘Sunday with Nigel Farage’ ‘It ain’t half Nige mum!’ ‘24 Hours in Nigel Farage’ ‘Only Nige & Horses’ ‘Pointless’

#BBCLauraK
BBC bosses are currently rebranding their ‘Sunday with Laura Kuenssberg’ programme.
Ideas for a new name reflecting its current newsworthy content include:
‘Sunday with Nigel Farage’
‘It ain’t half Nige mum!’
‘24 Hours in Nigel Farage’
‘Only Nige & Horses’
‘Pointless’