The rise of Facebook was chronicled in The Social Network. What movie’s going to chronicle the imminent demise of Twitter? The Sociopathic Network?

What's the deal with humongous objects in #Java? via Stephanie Crater devblogs.microsoft.com/java/whats-the…

Java heap occupancy way higher than expected? Humongous objects might be the culprit 👀👀 check out my blog post to learn more!

Microsoft Build of OpenJDK: January 2023 release presents you with the latest binaries of OpenJDK, built by Microsoft. - OpenJDK 17.0.6 - OpenJDK 11.0.18 devblogs.microsoft.com/java/microsoft… #Java #OpenJDK #Azure #VSCode #Minecraft #LinkedIn

We are happy to announce the latest April 2023 patch & security update release for the Microsoft Build of OpenJDK. - Non-root user in container images - Class Data Sharing archives in JDK 17 builds - Experimental features devblogs.microsoft.com/java/microsoft…

I was reading some old Fantastic Four today and saw a fan letter from George R. Martin of Bayonne, New Jersey. Is this you, George RR Martin?

Great session by the Java at Microsoft team today!

I had my first real world encounter with yaml this week. It was a broken application.yml file. How the fck do you debug indentation? I thought Bruno Borges was exaggerating at times but no longer. YAML is a pox on humanity!

“Where were you on the day Trump got indicted?” has started to lose all meaning

When you get kcpeppe Martijn Verburg ([email protected]) and Brian J. Stafford on the 🇨🇦 highway. #Java #OpenJDK

Improving OpenJDK Scalar Replacement – Part 1 devblogs.microsoft.com/java/improving…

THIS SERIES NEEDS 7⃣ The #Oilers defeat the Panthers 5-1 in Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Final to send the series back to Sunrise tied 3-3. #LetsGoOilers

Improving OpenJDK Scalar Replacement – Part 2 #OpenJDK #Java -- via Cesar Soares devblogs.microsoft.com/java/improving…

JEP401 Early Access 1: jdk.java.net/valhalla/ ...language model complete. There is a performance EA due, and then mainline, it's getting real. #OpenJDK #Java #ProjectValhalla (openjdk.org/jeps/401)

So excited to announce #JCPNewsLetter is returning! Here's the summer 2024 edition. Read about what is going on with the #JCP and #Java community! ow.ly/1xgM50TmiYN #JCPEC #JCPECElection #JCPAward #JSRupdate #JavaInEducation #JavaEcosystem #25YearsOfJCP

Elon Musk People who devote their life and career to the study of science, society, and human history care about reality, about truth, about people, don't care much about money, and don't believe in dogma and conspiracy theories. What a surprise!

until the day i die i will never understand how this wasn’t the end of it

This video is incredible. Everyone should RETWEET it so the whole *world* sees it.

Are you an expert in compiler design and optimization, looking to make a big impact? Microsoft has an opening for a Senior Compiler Engineer to work on the compilers in OpenJDK. If you're interested, please apply at jobs.careers.microsoft.com/global/en/job/…!