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@brianfiddle

touring musician, writer (occasionally for money), Canadian living in the US for the weirdest eight years possible. #vote

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calendar_today01-10-2020 14:36:57

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Democrats debating over $3.5 Trillion vs $1.5 Trillion. I'm in favor of the agenda - but HOLY HELL we got used to bickering about TWO TRILLION DOLLARS real quick. That's two million million dollars. We might see the first trillionaire in our lifetime. That's an obscene number.

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"Personalization is the result of conduct by...social media platform[s]; if that’s harmful it should be subject to liability." An EXCELLENT point in a great critique of Section 230.

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I was sitting by an airport gate on a layover, and I heard a distinctive British muttering. I looked up to see John Cleese, looking extremely John Cleese, distractedly reading the departures board. He muttered something else, checked his watch and rushed off. Felt very Fawlty.

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Official: when I'm president, the only Christmas music allowed before December 1st will be Vince Giaraldi's soundtrack for "A Charlie Brown Christmas" which should honestly be allowed year round. I approve this message.

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Unpopular opinion: antiviral pills will make things worse, because they'll convince anti-vaxxers that they don't need a vaccine if they can just take a pill when they get COVID. I'm thinking Sturgis x1000.

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THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP.. ..for scraping Devin Nunes off the bottom of Congress' shoe, and hopefully enticing a few others to follow him over to Q-Span.

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It is just so fucking rich that when these GQP grifters FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGE America's two-tiered criminal justice system... ...it's because they want to claim it's stacked unfairly against White Nationalist domestic terrorists.

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The fact that there's a real photo of Kevin Spacey with Ghislaine Maxwell sitting on the Queen's throne at Buckingham Palace is astonishing. The fact they were invited by Prince Andrew, and were traveling on Epstein's jet during Bill Clinton's diplomatic trip is.. downright wild.

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He claims to be worth billions. For perspective: if a billion dollars was $100,000, $2M in lawyer fees would cost $200. If you had $100k in the bank, would you ask the RNC to cover a $200 legal bill? No. But you would if you were broke.. ..or a shameless grifter.

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Weird one. Wordle 270 3/6* πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨ 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Yikes. I think I got lucky with guess 2. Wordle 281 3/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ πŸŸ©β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Sometimes I'm a little unsettled by the leaps made by my underbrain. Wordle 284 3/6* β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ© πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Definition of optimism: Left-wing Twitter reframing "losing to Christo-fascists by less than expected" as "over performing."