Artistic integrity is something billionaires invented to keep artists poor

Lol what if the dawning of the Age of Aquarius was just all of us getting rich off dogecoin?

How do y’all deal with an unsolicited dick pic? I don’t want this pervert to go unpunished.

Talking to an agent: Me: what made you want to reach out to me? Agent: I just needed someone in your age range Me: oh Agent: and male...yeah...just needed a male in your age range

Anyone else just like FLABBERGASTED when they see someone has unfollowed them? Like I’m so chill and positive why would you possibly unfollow this?

I’m sorry I was gonna be a good sport about this but Hispanic Heritage Month started 3 days ago and I haven’t heard jack from ANY of y’all

It’s awesome living in an era where instead of thoughtful debate to settle political disputes we just use this emoji 😂

My favorite part about the Animaniacs is how vindictive they are

When did Will and Jada’s sexual predilections become canon?

“Ok hive mind, which shadow arm of the military industrial complex should I invest in. Preferably one selling to both sides, but I’ll consider diversifying my wartime portfolio. Time is money.” - someone with a realtor’s license

I'm a Hufflepuff-puff-pass

Zelensky’s TV show got some mad Putin roasts it’s dope

Were we supposed to move the Doomsday Clock backwards or forwards for Daylight Savings?

Will Smith got in one little fight and it got me kinda scared

Dave Portnoy Will hit him with an open hand because paper beats Rock.

I smiled at someone walking home from the gym just now cause it was so nice outside and they threw a half eaten donut at me

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment

Supreme Court my ass

#IAmNotAChildMolester 🤣

Every friend group has a Jordan