can’t lift for at least a month while my scar heals so I’m pivoting to having a personality this summer instead

Mitch cutting up his croissant at brunch like Lisa from Temecula 😭

she looks like she’s about to make her water of the day

I spent the whole day outside in the wind and only spent 4 hours fussing with my hair

in philly for the night and everyone is wearing jerseys and hats and I’m just

the reception I expect after every quarterly night out where I bitch about how tired and hollowed out work has made me, pound two g&t’s and then leave for bed before all the fun happens

who the fuck is Louise?

dua lipa:

time to get naked for money

Me and my girl selma forever

what’s a girl to do in philly on a Saturday night

mama kudos for following up, for circling back.

as if this job wasn’t already enough of a kick in the balls, a nurse just straight up ~walked out~ on us today on the busiest day I’ve seen all year.

no warning, no patient handoff, just *poof*

going to exist in the context of all in which I live and what came before me, need anything?

I am so donghua jinlong industrial grade glycine pilled

4.8?!

was that a fucking earthquake just now in nyc?

i’m already having more fun

reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because why do you get a view of my back arching and ass jiggling and all I’m seeing is your toes throwing gang signs