What a call. Somebody hire this guy

Seinfeld never did me like this

Watching hockey and wasn’t looking at my phone during a goal... wild stuff #StanleyCupFinal

We’ve made a very seamless transition from Area 51 memes to old people aging pictures. Well done everyone

It ain’t much, but it’s honest work #LSWho Chris Del Conte

How throwing 66 mph in front of Danny K, hours of Entourage, and a healthy dose of white cheddar popcorn built the country’s most dominant accountant x.com/SolidVerbal/st…

It’s just a horrendous day to be a bag of white cheddar popcorn

Gotta answer on this drive. SC is too good to fall into an early hole to #horns

Buying 6 pairs of new dress socks 3 days before quarantine is looking more and more like an all time bad decision

Day 61(?): Just unsubscribed from hella email lists

Wheat thins with chick fil a sauce. You don’t see that

It actually does though

Will someone please go to the spring game with me

hell yeah

Why not Charles Wright?

You guys heard about this poetry stuff

Hey Siri define shutout for me thanks

Everyone likes the glue guy