Isn’t it funny how we spend so much time on our phones yet in our dreams we’re never on our phones?

I once ordered a "small, black coffee" at Starbucks and they had to close that location.

The Rehearsal is like if Synecdoche New York was good

i want the news and i want it in a way that fits the narrative on which i base my entire existence

Is it too early for flannel?

not to brag but I wrote a poem today that, after intense editing and reevaluating, won’t be bad. I appreciate your support during this time

Life update: I cut my finger while cooking so I am currently brushing my teeth with my left hand and I have to say, I’m not doing a great job with the whole thing. Once again, I appreciate your support during this time

Me, taking a Shakespeare seminar this quarter: “Man, these are really good plays!”

Christine McVie was Fleetwood Mac

Am I too old to be shopping at Urban Outfitters?

Do you ever walk in a large space, like a park or a mall, and wonder how many people there that you know?

I always feel bad for the shopping carts at the back. Do they ever get used? Is there a rotation system?

Random thought: Countdown to Ecstasy might be Steely Dan’s best album