As a small account, I can honestly attest that posting more than twice a day seriously diminishes your reach. Even your best content gets overlooked. This is an insight I've gained from experimenting with the current algo the last few days. Do you limit your posts per day?

my wife bought me a "get better soon" card. im not sick,she just thinks i can do better.

This is your friendly daily reminder that sometimes people suck and you might get pissed off today. Do what you gotta do. Just try to stay out of jail! You got this💪

Do you believe drug dealers feel regret?

As of today, it's set in stone: I dislike AI, I distrust AI, and I'm not afraid to say it out loud.

My wife asked me earlier, "Why dont you treat me like you treated me when we first started dating?" So I took her to dinner and a movie. Then I dropped her off at her parents house.

List of 10 things I have never used,not even once: 1. TikTok 2. LinkedIn 3. Cracker Barrel 4. Grok Imagine 5. ChatGTP 6. Microsoft Excel 7. Instagram 8. Tesla 9. Uber 10. Mobile boarding pass Can you believe it?

This week, I heard someone say, “I’ll never be perfect.” It made me think. Is that simply humility or just an excuse we’ve all used to avoid real change?

i am dangerously close to the age where I need to upgrade my phone case so it looks like i'm cracking open an encyclopedia.

Public service announcement: Stop imagining fake scenerios and hurting your own feelings!

You can tell everything you need to know about a person by how the inside of their car looks. Agreed?

Has anyone else been born with a partial absence of the brain region responsible for balance?

One of the best quotes I've ever heard. "Change is real. Don’t put a period where God puts a comma."

my dream job is to be contracted by my city to go around various shopping centers and fine people who dont return the shopping cart. would you support this?

I used to think covers were needed to get to sleep but then I got married. Now I sleep cover less.

There must be tariffs on impressions or something... this is wild! 🤣

My therapist asked me to recall a moment in my life when I felt ignored, unwanted, and utterly neglected. I chose that time I got flagged as "probable spam."

my wife cooks for me like I’m a God! she places burnt offerings before me every night.

I'm at the mall. Does anyone need anything?

It truly makes no difference to me who you voted for, what race you are, what religion you believe in, what sports team you cheer for, or how many vaccines you've had. Just return the shopping cart and chew with your fucking mouth closed!