My boyfriend and I were at the mall and he decided to act like he didn’t know me. He walks up all smooth and goes, “You’re too pretty to be shopping alone. Let me carry your bags.” Before I could even react, this girl from the next aisle pops up next to me and goes, “She’s not

Bookmarking tik toks for when you’re not upset anymore<<<😭😭😭

so wait was the “gifted kid” thing just a more polite way of cloistering all the ADHD kids away from the normies

This must be a white people question. Because I had to get married for my significant other to spend the night in my parent’s house.

this is such a bar

getting on adhd meds and breaking down cause of course you call me lazy if this is how it feels to be normal

‘adhd is a superpower’ don’t piss me off i drank 4 shots of espresso then fell back asleep and slept through my alarm

adhd is a metabolic issue

i love being a liar! my uber asked me if i was ok bc my eyes are red (i just ate an edible) and i told him a whole story about how i been crying all night bc i found out my husband was gay and i have three kids lmaooo he cancelled the ride and told me it was on him 😭😭😭😭

Im not gonna lie, I don't care about "feeling seen" at work . As long as that check is "seen" hitting that bank , im good. I really just wanna do my job and go home.

yall ain’t real BBQ connoisseurs then, the off brand soda take that plate to a 9.5/10

its so wild to me how universal of an experience this is for ppl w adhd that get on meds

put a tampon in your ass then jay

ADHD is putting a task off for a month until you receive some bizarre energy boost that carries you through it, only to realise it took you less than half an hour and wasn't worth the stress.

ADHD있는 남자들은 다른 사람들을 화나게 해서 평균 8살에 진단받고 ADHD 여자들은 주로 자기 자신을 괴롭혀서 평균 35살에 진단받지 라는 댓글을 잊을 수 없음

Neurotypicals: I just remembered to grab milk on the way home. ADHDers: I have never once in my life remembered something on the way home unless I set 3 alarms, texted myself twice, and wrote it on my hand, otherwise that milk is not coming home.

ADHD people screenshotting and bookmarking everything because they're afraid of losing ideas, only to never look at them again because the archive is now its own overwhelming problem.

adhd is so funny because even when you're in a rush in the morning, you spend about five minutes searching for a YouTube video to play while getting ready.

Texas literally has a region called the Hill Country, bruv 😂

Sloppy ass program