On raising the age for buying cigarettes. From the new Private Eye, out now.

Farrukh YES. IT IS AS SIMPLE AS THIS.

'I find it beyond depression to the point where it's truly sad.'

British comedian Ben Elton shares his thoughts on the recent 'resurgence' of 'idiotic person' Liz Truss with Andrew Marr.

Yes United Utilities paid £452,00,000 in dividends to shareholders in 2023 and yet they are still trying to fill lake Windermere with sewage.

As always brilliantly done by Susanna Reid 👏👏👏

Tory MP Sir John Butterfill sold his second home for £600,000, he paid no Capital Gains Tax even though he owed about £50,000.

Riddle me this. Why does the government want to remove the human rights of all 68 million British people just to send 100 people to Rwanda? Because they are using Rwanda as a smoke screen to remove the human rights of 68 million British people.Full state control is the plan #ECHR

Yeah but Angela Rayner and the £1,500

Do you know what?

It just makes me support Angela Rayner 🌹 even more.

In the context of the Angela Rayner saga…

Has anyone checked where Esther is registered to vote?

And what about Geoffrey Cox — Boris Johnson’s attorney general?

As far as I know, he lives in the Caribbean

Who should the Police arrest?

RT Rishi Sunak
Like Angela Rayner

Tories, 10000% effort into 'getting' Angela Rayner
No effort whatsoever in finding the nearly £100 billion of taxpayers’ money wasted in the last four years
No interest in Lord Bamford's £500,000,000 debt to HMRC, Michele Mone's over £200 million for faulty PPE, or COVID fraud

The introduction of voter ID was a voter suppression tactic and it could still work. If you know any young people - I don't - make sure they understand what they'll need to vote.

bestforbritain.org/voter_id_mrp_s…

Ken Murphy is Tesco’s UK CEO and the highest paid supermarket boss.

He gets £4,740,000 a year, but is registered to pay tax in the Republic of Ireland.

Not a penny of his outrageous salary is collected in tax, despite almost all Tesco’s earnings coming from the UK.

It’s theft.

Two facts about holiday hotel entertainment.
You are NOT allowed to sing any song made after 1990
You MUST sing La Bamba

'I'll publish the legal advice I got about my house when the Tories publish the Russia report...'

A man who shared intimate pictures and personal details of MPs with a stranger has just taken the moral high ground from the PM.

Denmark has a new king, the King and Queen get approximately $500,000 from the Danish Government a year, and the whole family is worth $40m.

In the UK King Charles gets $150,000,000 a year and his family is worth $25bn.

We need to be more like Denmark.

Julia Hartley-Brewer doesn’t understand photosynthesis, or that trees are made mostly out of Carbon.

Don’t RT her stupidity that would be embarrassing.

Imagine if William Wragg was a Labour MP. You would be reading of nothing else in the right wing rags.

This photo is fake.

The sign on the right does not exist and Sadiq Khan is on record as saying he won't be introducing the scheme.

Susan Hall's team seems to be sharing misinformation.

Pass it on