it’s always the loudest ones

Me playing #HELLDIVER2 when all my team mates are calling in air strikes 😂

This game is so raw dude.

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no offense bud but U a constant source of light in a dimming world

The plan: - ask the boys what the move is - get 0 replies (they have a chat without me) - have 2 beers - start watching Netflix show, get bored and try another - another beer - double text to the chat and don’t get a response - 3 more beers - darkness sets in - stare at the void

I think my best friend and I need to go out for a little drinky drink

a lot of you are underestimating the healing properties of getting really high and sitting in a park

Incredible historical document here: Blinken says Israel’s PR is failing because social media allows people a direct look at what’s happening, shorn of the ability to mediate it, and it lands with emotional resonance. Romney then says yes, that’s why we moved to ban TikTok

me and whomst

imagine posting a politician not owning any stocks as a BAD thing, how out of touch can you be lmao

I don’t have a 100 million dollars. So I don’t care.

Redownloaded to post cat

Really is a tough call. On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman Quite the dilemma

Gee go figure

Using my last tweet ever to respectfully ask Elon Musk to make the world a better place and fucking kill himself