Surely he'll get a ban for excessive use of the whip there?! 🤣 📹 Dave Portnoy x.com/stoolpresident…

John Stones smashed at Raheem Sterling's birthday party pretending he's from Jamaica. 🤣🇯🇲 x.com/LeonKnight_/st…

Into the next round of the league cup after a 7-0 win @AGATHLETIC Harry Maddison trick, brace from the 🐐Richard Brett Calum Webb and Mussa. Forza Schoolhouse

When Richard Brett walks into the cottage with the matchball

Don’t die of #Coronavirus without seeing this first, it’s the finest clip you’ll watch this year. #Covid_19 #ThursdayThoughts #ThursdayMotivation #Coronvirus

Super Sunday banter goes into the ad break!

BREAKING: Diego Maradona has tested positive for everything else except coronavirus.

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Hall of Fame stuff 🤣

BREAKING NEWS.... We’re delighted to announce that the current NWGFL Cup holders @sprowstonladies have agreed to join us and become Dussindale & Hellesdon Women.If you’re interested in being part of this exciting next chapter for the team, get in touch via Dussindale and Hellesdon Women

This horse at Bath will not be beaten.RT will send on ✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻

After 9 fantastic years we’ve decided to call it a day. Thank you to everyone who has played their part! Forza ❤️

Our reserves looking for a friendly on the 29th August any teams interested please send us a message

RUMOUR: Schoolhouse legend James Slater looking to get back into football. ACLE UNITED FC N Blofield United apparently interested. Thanks to my source as always #acleanslate #timeforcollege #timeforthebigleaguessunshine #rosesareredvioletsareglorious #youhearditherefirst

Liverpool are losing to their biggest rivals in a Cup match and need a goal Thiago:

No chance

Injury to Jack Smith gofund.me/ad4299d4

Any support for Jack greatly appreciated. Thank you. gofund.me/ad4299d4

Can’t underestimate how massive it is that Paul Dummett has overseen clean sheets against both Manchester clubs in just two appearances this season. #NUFC