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“So let’s get into it” is quickly becoming the most annoying phrase everyone uses, You don’t have to say that just start. Our conversation is not a YouTube video

Feels like I’m the only one who wants Bitcoin to go down

Margin Call > The Big Short

Someone just tried Shazaming at Prydz Yeah I don’t think that’s gonna work

I got an idea. Luka Doncic is hurt all the time. Let’s trade for another player who’s hurt all the time.

Remember when you didn’t need the internet to play video games

Not much longer until “Internet” is a spoken language

Doesn’t it kind of defeat the point of the flag being at half mast when it’s seemingly always at half mast for some reason or another ?

Dear companies : don’t say your rewards program is “getting an upgrade” when it’s actually a downgrade because redeeming points for an item costs more. We’re not stupid.

I hate daylight savings. Still not awake

In Denver, eating while listening to people loudly discuss how great they are, how great their resume is, how they are beating off women with a stick, how much they know about AI. Humility is a dying art.

Why do I always want to compose angry tweets while lying in bed at night? Tonight I’ve already written and deleted : - Apple should allow non music alarms (podcasts, books) - Why do certain professions, like teachers, get discounts at places - Why can’t people do their own taxes

The studio ghibli fad of the day is annoying.

It’s time to start blocking Ghiblis

What percent of posts on Twitter do you suppose are people bragging?

I will never buy a product whose commercial includes a celebrity chewing with their mouth open

Megan 2.0? Really?

Ever driven past a Facebook data center? Why does it feel like I’m driving past either a military base of some kind or a prison?

I can’t stand the watering down of the English language. No, influencer, you are not ‘obsessed’ with the product you’re shilling. I’m not sure we know what some words mean anymore.

There needs to be a law governing what percentage of a city’s roads are allowed to be under construction simultaneously.