I'm sure it's because the Twitter algorithm notes that I follow you, John Kincade, but a week ago my feed was full of "When are they firing Girardi?" tweets and now it's full of "The Phillies will be world champions!" tweets. 😀

I never understood academic plagiarism when so few people in academia write anything worth stealing. It's like taking moldy bread from a beggar.

"How many 30 year-old men could do that?" is what a wife says of her 80 year-old husband if he can do 50 pushups.

How cool would it be if every single American spent 1 hour a week picking up trash on their street. Just one hour. Every week. The difference it make would be mind blowing.

Hey, Not Gaetti! Did this morning's snafu cause you to look up the statistics of the Frank Thomas who DID die this year? He drove in 109 runs in 1958 and finished 4th in the MVP vote! Dare I ask: was that man underrated? 😆

Henry Clay used to tease James Buchanan 🇺🇸 for having a high-pitched voice #POTUS

I don't hear a lot of talk about the massive problem of a Trump cabinet if he wins. He alienated so many people his first term that the only takers he'll have for Sec. of State, Defense, Treasury, etc. will be mediocrities chosen strictly because they say he won in 2020.

That moment when you see the words "Quality. Uniform. Predictable." on the mineral supplement you give your sheep and you think: "That sounds like Not Gaetti talking about Harold Baines."

"As a representative of the most important species of animal in the Bible, I'd like to acknowledge the most important human in the Bible by wishing everyone a happy Easter!"

Drop whatever you're doing, Not Gaetti. On 9/5/1966 President Lyndon Johnson referenced Rocky Colavito in a speech. 😄presidency.ucsb.edu/documents/rema….