me adding bits of lore to my backstory to tell strangers in the smoking area

Antoine Hardy

someone said the US state with the most athletes in the Olympics and I said well I’ve got a Canva pro account. THE NATIONS OF THE WORLD WISH THEY HAD THE ATHLETIC PROWESS OF THE BEST AND MOST DISTINGUISHED STATE IN THE UNION, MICHIGAN

The right making fun of this is a major opening for the left. People broadly and deeply believe in the value of coming together as a community in a time of need. It can be a jumping off point to demonstrate how a world of cooperation is better than their alternative

Never forget this classic 😂

Up at the crack of dawn on a Sunday to watch my American patriots defeat the Canadian menace

she made the bop of the decade and then was never heard from again

pq que animal de estimação luta pra não dormir, BLUD vc não tem obrigação nenhuma

Well this is fine and all but wouldn't you rather have an AI generated video of Iron Man at Dunder Mifflin.

Beds are lowkey slept on

This is what you can expect if you’re my passenger princess

Happy 95th birthday to the legendary Dominic Chianese!

Y’all remember we use to jump out of swings mid air??? High af??? Wtf was we thinking 🤣😭

Today it is snowballs. Tomorrow it could be anvils, a piano that falls on your head and makes your teeth turn into its keys, a photorealistic tunnel and roadway painted on a brick wall, or worse.