Underrated superpower idea: ability to cure dry/inflamed skin by scratching it.

OH: - "They have Girl Scout cookies for sale." - "How much are they?" - "Does it matter?"

Continuing to use vim after your escape key breaks is a level of dedication I cannot match in any aspect of life.

If you'd be excited to be part of a small team writing code for spacecrafts, send me a message! Space experience not required.

how long is two days

How often do you discover that a tab you've had open for months is just Google? Like, no search query or anything, just the homepage.

My tribute to @BenFolds and the Cat Lawyer youtu.be/LQfeJ0Z_rUg

Discovered I'm "prefers an aisle seat for easier bathroom access" years old and not super happy about it.

I've been feeling pretty over NYC for a while now, but on a late night walk through Fort Green Park tonight, I came across three people playing/singing Dreams by Fleetwood Mac. I stopped and joined the harmonies. It was kind of magical.

Feels like I'm filling out a dating profile. We're probably not a match.