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Bre. In The Wild.

@brequips

Here lie the tales, the quirks, the untainted, unfiltered spit-ballings my lovely wife (@rowanmade) releases between breaths. Maintained by @michaelpetesch.

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B: I'd say my two favorite parts of the day are when I get to eat and go to bed. Eat sleep repeat. Put that on a sweatshirt!

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B: Until recently i thought NSFW meant an article had something to do with New York's Fashion Week. Then i clicked on one and it didn't.

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B: I wish I could make more efficient use of your warm surface area. I'd roll you flat and wrap you around me like a blanket.

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B: Hey there's that pharmacy place that i like. I wanna go in there and rub my butt on that couch and be like "mmm this is a gooood couch!"

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B: I eat toast every GD day. This is more worse than eating a spider. If someone served me a bowl of ants i'd be like oh yeah gimme.

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B: I love our new kitchen. M: Good, I've worked hard on it. B: What would you do if i said i hated it? Slit your throat and call it a day?

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M: Who are you gonna vote for Park Board at Large tomorrow? B: Jesus. And I’ll write you in too. But I’ll write me in before Jesus.