B: Did you poop? M: No... B: It smells like poop...or roast beef. I'm so confused.

B: Byyye bye Miss American Pie. Drove my chevy to my levy but the old man was dry.

B: I had a dream last night that you got a $40 meal and I got a $30 meal, and I sat at the table crying. #frugalforlife

M: Good morning! B: Ugh, that that was too loud in my ear. I am still dainty.

B: We could buy a love fern on the way back from brunch. And if it dies...weeee diiiiie. #valentines

B: I'd say my two favorite parts of the day are when I get to eat and go to bed. Eat sleep repeat. Put that on a sweatshirt!

Looking into the living room with all it's curtains drawn at 12pm. B: That room is begging me to Netflix.

B: Give me fuel. Give me fire. Give me that which I desire. Oooh! Peace.

Singing🎤🎤 B: When i wake up, i'm alone. Somebody came and touched my phone.

B: Until recently i thought NSFW meant an article had something to do with New York's Fashion Week. Then i clicked on one and it didn't.

B: I wish I could make more efficient use of your warm surface area. I'd roll you flat and wrap you around me like a blanket.

B: Wally probably thinks that our feet are his best friends. They're about his size and they're always down with him.

B: Hey there's that pharmacy place that i like. I wanna go in there and rub my butt on that couch and be like "mmm this is a gooood couch!"

B: I eat toast every GD day. This is more worse than eating a spider. If someone served me a bowl of ants i'd be like oh yeah gimme.

B: One of my favorite things to do is to grab Walter's head and make him thrash. It's like i have an animal in a box.

B's dreams are always entertaining.

Another classic B dream plus my feature film wrap up idea.

B: I love our new kitchen. M: Good, I've worked hard on it. B: What would you do if i said i hated it? Slit your throat and call it a day?

M: Who are you gonna vote for Park Board at Large tomorrow? B: Jesus. And I’ll write you in too. But I’ll write me in before Jesus.

M: Brainstorm fancy unicorn names. B: Jebediah. Oslo Whiffinskins.