my friends: "okay it wasn't THAT funny" me:

It's never luck. It's always God.

“How’s your little music thing going” “You’re actually decent” “You should do a song with…” “Let’s build bro” “Why don’t you go out much anymore” “You look tired”

closed the exercise rings on my apple watch from shaking my leg while sitting down 💀💀💀💀💀

me in mario kart after getting hit with the same shell i just threw

this was the OG mother of all AI generated music

The Office fire drill scene is second to none

If six of y'all went out Then four of you were really cheap Cause only two of you had dinner I found your credit card receipt

one of the biggest mysteries to come out of the pandemic was all public-use hand sanitizer suddenly smelling like tequila

getting chick fil a on the way home from the gym >>>>

Nothing will ever touch this

LA I’LL B PLAYIN SOME JONTZ The Peppermint Club MARCH 11th w/ Trip Carter & Brenzy 🖤!!

SO EXCITED TO SHARE THE STAGE WITH THESE TWO ! MARCH 11th IN LOS ANGELES! PULL UPPP🕺🏼🎉🤍🧚‍♀️ ticketmaster.com/event/09005E47…

two things can be true at once❤️

me in the middle of the party checking my email

imagine trying to beef w me and im at home chillin like this

a relic

i’m literally a serial IG story liker like wow you got ur nails done today YAYYY aw ur dog is playing in the grass YAYYY aw u love the same song as me YAYYY

what is the science behind going absolutely fucking crazy when you have a crush on someone