Petition to ban the word ‘banter’ and give anyone who says ‘bantz’ an immediate criminal record.

A sergeant major spends his time training his men to be killers, he doesn’t polish his own boots Brent level: 250

I prefer flan

Brent level: 2000

I was just wondering whether will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark.

I don’t agree with that in the work place x.com/tomtaylor1267/…

I’ve travelled boy Brent points: Millions

Is it bigger than the bread bin? Brent points: 150,000

And that’s the real quiz Brent points: 750

I’m expecting a blind date and I was worried you were it Brent points: Plenty

Here comes hull down the motorway. Brent level: 125

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He drinks. Brent level: 45

Brent level: 1827182

#SupremeCourtuk #JorisBohnson #BorisLiedToTheQueen #ByeByeBoris #Prorogation What's worse, cheating the queen, or cheating a nation..?

The new #johnlewischristmasadvert with #ExcitableEdgar is amazing! Well done to @jlandpartners and Ricky Gervais in creating an iconic ad that will be remembered for years #DontCry #ItsChristmas

Marco Silva in the Everton boardroom tonight #LEIEVE