Sometimes I think about quitting comedy, but then I go to an open mic, and I still want to quit comedy.

Natural deodorant is for people who still want B.O. but also want to smell a little like tangerines kind of

This shit is oranges, O-R-A-N-G-E-S! or whatever Gwen Stafani said

Dimples are weird. Like why is it considered cute to have holes in your face

This sticker on my dad’s old toolbox

Tested positive for The Suds

Who ever wrote that article a couple days ago about Betty White turning 100 should have knocked on wood

Walk back up to them and tell them their butthole didn’t get its new year’s kiss

Pretty sure my coworker is drunk on the clock, but I have no proof other than the fact she’s eating Krystal’s rn

A mashup cover band called Baha Boyz II Men

Let me tell you something, it’s a very bad practice to walk up on stage and physically assault a Comedian. Now we all have to worry about who wants to be the next Will Smith in comedy clubs and theaters.

Podcast of the CATACOMBS & COMEDIANS July 20, 2022 show at @StandUpLiveHSV has been unleashed upon the world. Go forth and listen to comedians Tom Hand, rayna_cheyenne_cahill, Elliot White​, and Brent Reed play #DnD with Dungeon Master @danleontaylor. catacombsandcomedians.podbean.com/e/catacombs-co…

Absolute banger of a show tonight at @StandUpLiveHSV! SHULI Brent Reed Ivey Scott Eason …such a tough line up top to bottom. Can’t beat it. Most fun I’ve had in a green room in a while. Crowd was hot!

I’m not saying I’m above pissing behind the dumpster at a Shell station, but it would be dope if there was an LED sign underneath the gas prices that read BATHROOMS OUT OF ORDER

Headlining @StandUpLiveHSV on Wednesday Oct 12! Come laugh at us or with us, we don’t care! Cedrick Middlebrooks, Derik Zoo & Brent Reed

If you're in Huntsville join me, rayna_cheyenne_cahill, Brent Reed, Tom Hand, and Elliot White for spooky kooky #DnD #comedy fun at @StandUpLiveHSV. If you're in Nashville join me, Paul Giamatti’s Eyebrow, Tanner Newcomb, Canaan, and Allison Summers for the same at Zanies Nashville.

Meet Satire, tiefling bard played by stand-up comedian Brent Reed. Join him for adventure Oct 19 at @StandUpLiveHSV for the CATACOMBS & COMEDIANS SIDESPLITTING SPOOKTACULAR, Halloween special actual-play #DungeonsAndDragons live show.

My religious boss just said the blessing over Christmas lunch, and after hearing about how god “wrapped himself in flesh and dwelled among us,” I am STARVING.