HelloOo, progressives, gays, and women! I don’t really have the time to do my research (aka I don’t really want to do my research) but please tell me who and what to #VOTE for in LA LA LAND next Tuesday and I totally will, please and thank you!✌🏼

These new anxiety #meds are the best thing to happen to me since peaking in high school!

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Who’s the hottest muppet? Animal, right?

The McDonalds by me not serving breakfast all day is so rude i just want a damn mcmuffin

I love me some overalls until I have to go to the bathroom…!

GET YOUR FICTIONAL HATEFUL BIBLE STORIES AND YOUR FAKE FICTIONAL RELIGIOUS BULLSHIT OUT OF OUR FUCKING LIVES. FUCK YOU.

Damn, it’s so friggin’ hot in LA LA Land, I can’t even put ice in the bong!

Thirteen years later, it’s aged like the finest of wines. Love you P!nk

Hiiiii (with the intent of telling you I’m flaking on our plans)

anybody not watching football wanna see some tits?

I will be dating Pete Davidson next.

dream blunt rotation

Weird.