Portland! You have two chances to see me doing Stand-up tonight! Check out The F Show at Church Bar at 6:30 PM and Martini Tonight at Funhouse at 10 PM.

Don’t let Donald’s bizarre comments about Arnold Palmer distract you from the fact that he wants to deploy the military against Americans who don’t support him.

gonna be so gay

Fuck those Mania ticket prices. I have a joke about spending thousands of dollars on Mania tickets. Never thought it would be real. I went to five wrestlemanias for less than the price of a 2025 nosebleed combo ticket.

Portland! I'm doing a presentation on EFFY at Be Gay Do Crime this Sunday at 7 pm at Schilling Cider House. Be there!

portland go learn about me i think brendan has done some deep research

Portland! Eugene! I've got a bunch of shows coming up! Hit me up for details or booking info.

These Boomer assholes in the bar complaining about every commercial are probably voting for Trump and I want to scream

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I'm performing at an open mic in like 20 minutes and I might just start screaming on stage.

I picked a horrible time to get sober.

No matter what happens, in the words of Nathaniel Sr. on Six Feet Under, we are so fucking lost.

Current mood youtu.be/dhZTNgAs4Fc?si… via YouTube

Eminem needs to re record this for Trump. This really invigorated me against Bush. I listened to it all the time after he won a second term when I would go to protests. youtu.be/9wRLd5l7WYE?si…

Portland! Come see me and my brother hash it out on Ricky Winters tonight at 10 pm at Kickstand. Tickets here: portland.boldtypetickets.com/events/1595215…

Trying to get the fuck our of here. Come follow me.